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one step closer to being a man

Posted by Aaron - 06/04/07 at 02:04:00 am

Changed my brake pads today. Got my hands all black and dirty. Wiped them on my jeans. That makes me one step closer to being a man. All I have to do is kill something with my bare hands, eat its flesh, RAW, and slap a girl’s ass.

not going anywhere

Posted by Aaron - 21/11/06 at 07:11:00 am

Car not fixed. Rode my bike around like a 10-year-old. Taking the bus to work tomorrow. Week off to a bad start.

Welcome back!

Posted by Aaron - 14/11/06 at 08:11:00 am

Welcome back Aaron.

As some, most, of you know, I’ve moved to Barstow, California and work for the Desert Dispatch. I’ve been out here for almost a month now and feel now, I am really coming into my own. For one, cable television and the internet arrived at my modest studio this morning. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to spend the day re-uniting with me web-sphere friends. As soon as the cable man left, who was from Canada and spoke with a Canadian accent I now hear as extremely foreign, my editor called and asked me to come into work.

Over the course of the next week, I will try to get you all caught up with my life as I know it. Many things have happened to me since I’ve been out here. A friend back at Kalamazoo tonight told me that my life would make a great movie, so that’s exciting, right.

I’d stay longer, but www.thesuperficial.com has been neglected too long.

later kids.

3 AM TV

Posted by Aaron - 12/03/06 at 07:03:00 am

TV sucks at 3 AM and I have to wait 3 hours to watch Formula One racing. I want to watch a good historical movie. I really want to watch good night and good luck but that is no where near coming out on basic cable. The weather channel says its going to rain all over southwest Michigan. But it looks like Sunday afternoon should be prime for sitting on my porch and listening to country music. I wanna be a cowboy but I think a political science degree from kalamazoo college shoots that one in the foot. Wild On: Mexico is on E!. Wild One is a great show because you don’t learn anything about the places they are and you see lots of girls who all look the same. I has led me to believe that no matter where I am, I will always be able to be frustrated by women. Thanks E!, you are really awesome. I think arachnophobia is on AMC right now. I am not going to watch it because if I do, I will probably have dreams about spiders and then think about spiders for days. The last time I watched a scary movie, it was about zombies, I couldn’t stop thinking about zombies. I thought about them everywhere. I remember distinctly thinking about zombies at the mail hut once. The connection, probably none. I think some lady just found a lump on her breast in the shower on We (Women’s entertainment). That’s not uplifting so I am going to change the channel. John Mayer looks like Matt Damon, connection, YES. He is singing under water right now and there are animated animals swimming with him too. The little monkey is way cuter than John Mayer. In fact, the litter monkey is totally the cutest thing ever. I want a little animated monkey. Cock fighting on this channel.

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